1:38- ok, they moved our line over to the side of the building. A couple of Harry Potter cosplayers have walked by in the long black robes. They have handed out lukewarm water. N word guy says it's sahara hot.
1:42- here is the arch we are walking through:
2:12- we are finally walking through the arch! Sitting ahead! Oh, some girl just fell out from heat stroke!
2:23- ok, we finally got to sit down, in the fucking hot as sun. The smart kids have umbrellas.
There is a Harry potter convention on the stage.
2:33- I cannot hear the asshole talking on stage! Oh, and the unibomber is sitting behind me.
2:55- ok, we are supposed to have 20 minutes left. They are halfway through the program.
3:20- 5 minutes over, still only halfway through. The guest speaker sounds like he should be on sesame street. He says work hard and then play hard!!!!
3:30- oh my gods it's finally OVER!!! And I get a shirt!
I sat through your fucking convocation and all I get is this lousy t-Shirt?! It's not even one of the cool ones like they sell in the store! Fuck this, I'm out.
